RECEPTION:
The nudity begins the moment you are remanded into custody

The screws waste no time making sure you know who is boss. You must strip completely naked and your clothes are confiscated. Right away you are subjected to a full & thorough strip search. Every crack, crevice and hole is inspected for anything suspicious. You think they check out the size of your cock, the weight of your balls, how gaping your craphole is? Of course they fucking do! Thoroughly humiliating the men that pass through their fingers is a perk of the job for the wardens. They’ll keep you standing their shivering, wondering what’s coming next, have you jump up and down on the spot, your penis and testicles flap about stupidly so all the wardens can laugh at you. Bend over and pull your arse cheeks apart. Wider! This is your life from now on.

CAVITY SEARCHES:
Hardened crims must expose their holes DAILY.

I bet these cunts hadn’t thought about the relentless SHITHOLE examinations they’d be subjected to when they broke the law! Whether they have sim cards up their arses or not, these hard-nut bastards have no choice but spread their hairy chuffs and the guards can take their own sweet time prying into their most private parts with torches and flashlights. Is that twitching little bumhole suspicious? Stay bent right over while all us guards have a thorough look! What’s more we’ll video the whole degrading spectacle and put it on the internet. Nothing to be ashamed of.

There's nothing better than a parade of muscular criminal arseholes being spread WIDE open in sufferance!

MANDATORY NUDITY:
Every stitch of clothing ripped off reluctant hard men

Oh you don’t want to strip naked? I’m sorry but a totally naked search is compulsory! The hardest crims get it into their skulls that they have a choice. A fist in the stomach soon sorts that out as 3 or 4 nasty wardens restrain the thug and rip the clothes off him. Naked lads feel the cold concrete floor against their cock and balls, a hard knee in the base of the back whilst their trousers and pants are yanked down and off. Their cock and balls fly around in the cold air during the tussle, bum hole exposed as buttocks are pulled aside. Perhaps it would’ve been better to do as you’re told after all!

JUVENILES:
We can’t have adolescents going off the rails

A strip search shows our juvenile delinquents what society has in store for bad’uns now they've turned 18. The wardens take the younger lads in hand, showing a caring side. Like an iron fist in a velvet glove. The boys shiver naked as their tender young bodies are poured over by the leering older guards who have total power over them. The little lads are shown no mercy during strip searches. A new level of humiliation awaits when their clothes are taken from them. Hot tears flow down their cheeks as they realise this is their life from now on. Intimate examinations they never expected in their worst nightmares. Complete exposure at the hands of sadistic wardens with a perverted lust for young flesh. They can cry themselves to sleep and think about what they’ve done.

BONUS VIDEOS:
CCTV footage from nightclub security offices

Nightclub bouncers don’t take kindly to young lads who think they can make a fast buck on their turf. The muscle and the law is on their side. So young chancers are swiftly taken upstairs and behind the scenes they are stripped nude and terrified by the mean security guards. Every night there are students who think they know it all with stuff tucked under their sweaty scrotums and hidden up their turd shoots. It doesn’t matter if they do or don’t, the bouncers need to check for SURE. The frightened “entrepreneurs” have no idea if they’ll get their clothes back and are subjected to over the top intimate examinations they will never forget. A few fingers on their precious little holes make them petrified. Harsh words are barked into their ears to ram home the message – get caught again and it will be worse!

PUBLIC WASHING:
Ice cold power showers are the best you’ll get

There’s nothing worse than a stinking set of prisoners fouling up the jail. Time for a very public shower! To save money they don’t bother heating the water. You are stripped naked and kicked out into the back yard. The most evil guard takes the power nozzle and hoses down your naked body paying particular attention to your arse crack and genitals. He points the jet right up your crapper and then fires it at your sensitive cock and ballsack. You jump around, trying to get away from the sheer pain of the freezing shower on your nads but this just makes the wardens, standing about, laugh all the more at the hilarious sight. Don’t worry, its only once a day unless the warden takes a particular shine to you.

NO PRIVACY:
There’s no such thing as privacy in jail!

What, did you think you’d have time to yourself in prison? Your every motion is being observed, recorded and commented upon by the nasty laughing wardens. “Squat down cunt and cough, let’s see what drops out of your arse!” Feelings of self-worth are ruined. You can’t even take a crap, shower or pull yourself off during those cold bleak nights without some screw watching and enjoying it.

Clothing is a luxury that the wardens can give or take at their whim. Squatting down so low your craphole opens wide open is a daily occurrence. Even your piss-slit is suspect and must be yanked apart and closely examined by prying eyes regularly. Your most private part is open to examination on a daily basis by whoever chooses to. Your naked body is for public display.

OPEN YOUR MOUTH:
Open wide sonny.

The warden’s aren’t dentists. They are looking for contraband these sneaks are trying to hide under their tongues, hidden in their cheeks. They have no time for putting on clothes. The lags must stand there stark bollock naked with their mouths wide open, tongues lolling out like the stupid dickhead crims they are. Looking as ridiculous as possible these law-breakers get to know their place in society now – the very fucking bottom, cunts.

HARD CASES HUMILIATED:
Surly crims try to dominate the guards

These arrogant twats think they can become top dog of the jail. Big mistake. The top dogs are the guards and however tough the prisoner thinks he is, the guards can strip you naked and have you obeying orders in a second. It doesn’t stop these big headed thugs from trying to stare you out. How long does that attitude last when the guards have free-reign over your naked body? Hot tempered twats should look at themselves. Who’s standing with their dicks on full display about to have their arse examined for the tenth time this week? Stupid fucking cunts. Time to get that fire hose out!